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Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023
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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Tollner’s Syndrome

A disease present in a minority of humans and many spineless amphibians that presents with web like toes, bad breath, and the inability to grow over 5’6.
Damn bro! Do you see that short fucker named Dalton with the stank mouth over there? He needs some kohls shoes to hide his Tollner’s Syndrome!
by DartinAzorliade June 29, 2024
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death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.
by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023
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Gamer Syndrome

Gamer Syndrome is a deadly stage within gamers who have been struggling with their addiction for years. But can start within only a few weeks or up to a few years. Symptoms may include: Lumbago, Sweat, Weight Gain, Testosterone loss, Cravings For Fast Food and Depression. If you or a loved one is suffering from gamer syndrome. Tell them to ‘go outside, bitch.’
My brother has gamer syndrome, I’m worried for his health. He may kill his chances of rehabilitation if he doesn’t act quickly.
by CummedPantz November 7, 2020
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Syndrome (descriptive)

Syndrome Is used to describe something that is not working or is just generally Shiite.
In a sentence, syndrome (descriptive)
you're such a syndrome
Ur relationship is a syndrome

Craig is being syndrome
That food tastes like absolute syndrome
by Goonicus the unwavering October 11, 2019
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Berserk fan syndrome

Also known as Souls-bourne fan syndrome, & DOOM fan syndrome

The term refers to individuals (commonly on reddit) who enjoy consuming edgy media not for the appreciation of the art but rather for a sense of superiority over those who don't consume or cannot handle it for personal reasons

These individuals are typically socially-unaware teenagers, with Berserk fans with this syndrome in particular making out-of-pocket rape jokes
Jimmy: Hey man, did you hear that Timothy got a restraining order for making a woman uncomfortable?
Johnny: Must be Berserk fan syndrome, really weird guy
by slowstroker94 August 21, 2024
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