When two 23 year old women start a new business out of their garage and go bankrupt due to lack of profit.
Man, I wish sex didn’t exist, it killed my dog.
Sex really took away all my life savings.
I had sex with my cousin and it absolutely ruined her business.
My mom is anal about sex because anal sex ruined her 20’s.
Sex really took away all my life savings.
I had sex with my cousin and it absolutely ruined her business.
My mom is anal about sex because anal sex ruined her 20’s.
by Ballsmchee February 26, 2022
Get the Sexmug. Sex is intercourse. There are several styles, most popular being anal (Something, often a penis, going in the ass), oral (Something, usually a penis or vagina, going in the mouth), and vaginal (Something, often a penis or dildo, going into the vagina).
You can do it with two people, three people (Thus called a threesome), four people (foursome), five people (fivesome), or 6 or more (Orgy). Doing it by yourself, though, is called masturbation, and generally isn't counted as sex.
When having sex, it's a good idea to wear a condom or some other kind of protection, even if you don't think there is any way for you or one of your partners to get pregnant. 1, protection can reduce the risk of getting an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease.) And, 2, my mom was told that she was infertile, and they are pregnant with their 8th biological child now.
You can do it with two people, three people (Thus called a threesome), four people (foursome), five people (fivesome), or 6 or more (Orgy). Doing it by yourself, though, is called masturbation, and generally isn't counted as sex.
When having sex, it's a good idea to wear a condom or some other kind of protection, even if you don't think there is any way for you or one of your partners to get pregnant. 1, protection can reduce the risk of getting an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease.) And, 2, my mom was told that she was infertile, and they are pregnant with their 8th biological child now.
Jake: Me and Oliver had great sex last night!
Jane: You remembered to use protection, right?
Jake: Yeah, of course!
(Sorry if anything is incorrect. I'm a virgin asexual person, so I don't have much experience with the topic T_T)
Jane: You remembered to use protection, right?
Jake: Yeah, of course!
(Sorry if anything is incorrect. I'm a virgin asexual person, so I don't have much experience with the topic T_T)
by Hex19 May 11, 2024
Get the Sexmug. When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby
by J$wagga November 13, 2017
Get the mature sexmug. 
One who loves sex so much that they are a sex addict and they do it for gaining fucking power to abuse and r*** other people.
CK is a fucking sex pig. He wanted to rape a 25 years old woman with his 5 inch penis. He needs to get a grip and not make future babies.
by Chipmunksarecute1800 October 6, 2025
Get the Sex Pigmug. When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
Get the Newton sexmug. 