I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

I feel like coupa de li

I feel like coupa de li - a phrase commonly used at events where one may feel hyper or feel the need to annoy their best friends while walking around for 3 hours

There’s the boys ! I feel like coupa de li

by andreayayayaya February 26, 2020

A U D A C I T Y

The thing people have have when they talk to me after insulting me for fking breathing

They had the ' a u d a c i t y' to talk to me like a normal human :0

by YourEmoChild16 September 17, 2020

Honey I need to look at ur phone

When mum wants to look at ur phone

Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me:

by ranboozler September 27, 2020

Yes, I suspect Lucky Spurs of cheating!

When you have no idea what to say just use this phrase instead.

Police: John did you steal 50kg of potatoes from Walmart?
John: Ummm..... Yes, I suspect Lucky Spurs of cheating!
Police: Understandable sir, have a nice day.

by Mr Vincenzo Vincente October 6, 2020

s k i n n y

a word ml says alot

anyone: hii
ml: s k i n n y

anyone: tff....

by marialaura October 19, 2020

I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy

The biggest lie ever told.

Ugh, YES, Urban Dictionary! I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy!

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023