your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

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Get the your balls are fucked matemug.

Poké Ball

When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"

Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

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Stahl Ball

Cattywompus balls

From the feeling of it, I think Javan has a Stahl Ball

by KingBoogat November 17, 2025

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Basket ball 2

Objective:survive!
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre

John"you wanna play some basket ball 2?"
Matt"hell no, I wanna live."

by Aberham kidney November 29, 2018

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the ball is in your court

a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either

a) it is now your turn to play

or

b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take

mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.

Angela: I would like to commit suicide.

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

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