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by Jakefrom January 29, 2022
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sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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Sex derived

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Sex derived
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sex derived
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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sex

The action movie based on real-life events, wich is waiting for a sequel nowadays
"SEX" it's so cool man
by el hombre del sexo January 2, 2022
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Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
by darknest555 April 12, 2022
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Chipmunk sex

Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.

Yummy balls 👍
"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"
by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023
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sex

something you have never had

or the gender of your non existant girlfriend
MAN I LOVE SEX
MY SEX IS NOT FEMALE SORRY
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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