Kimmie Syndrome

When one goes into a vegetative state by choice.

I dropped my queso and soon after I developed Kimmie Syndrome.

by Climacophiliac March 25, 2018

Arsenal Syndrome

A pattern of repeated underachievement in which an individual, team, or organization consistently invests significant resources, talent, or effort toward a goal, yet fails to attain ultimate success—often due to structural inefficiencies, psychological barriers, or chronic mismanagement.

Despite assembling a world-class roster and securing ample funding, the company suffered from Arsenal Syndrome, failing year after year to deliver a market-winning product.

by TesfayeM May 09, 2025

Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.

It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.

by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 03, 2019

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 03, 2019

Blown Ballsac Syndrome

A very painful disorder, blown Ballsac syndrome is whenever you nut so hard your balls imploded on themselves quiet literally

MY SYNDROME IS BLOWN BALLSAC SYNDROME GOD FUCKING HELP ME

by Blownbell66 March 29, 2022

Imposter King of Fighter's Syndrome

Its where you have King of Fighters but forget you own a copy because the graphics are so good and belong in an expensive arcade cabinet. Only because you play too much Street Fighter and Tekken.

"Oh no. I didnt realize I have Guilty Gear XX. I must have Imposter King of Fighter's syndrome."

by Chevyman95 November 02, 2021