Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)

Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD) is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing highly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder usually have reoccurring thoughts, flashbacks, and, in extreme cases, nightmares related to the material they observed. Individuals with the disorder will feel extreme discomfort, shame, disgust, and, in some cases, arousal when having mental images of the disturbing pornographic material. This can cause the individual extreme discontent with their life, and must be treated properly.
Diagnosis Criteria:
1. Individual has observed highly disturbing pornographic material. The material must show genitalia/partial nudity, and be highly disturbing to the sufferer (individual's sexual preference, and sensitivity to pornography can cause different causes of the disorder).
2. Individual has reoccurring and frequent flashbacks, mental images, and, in some cases, nightmares related to the sexually explicit material they viewed.
3. Reoccurring mental images cause the affected individual extreme disgust, shame, and, in more severe cases, disturbing arousal.

4. The individual has had these reoccurring mental images for at least one month, and the flashbacks show no sign of diminishing or causing desensitization to the affected individual.

Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you? *Laughs*"
You: "Yes, and I think it gave me Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)."

by Scientific Definitions August 2, 2016

plus size park hopper (pph)

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”

I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)

by savage528 February 26, 2025

What the fuck I’m s’pposed to say

When you're put in a awkward position with nothing to say so you laugh and sing, "what the fuck I'm s'possed to say" as you're walking away, quietly add the ay ay ay"

Credit to boogie wit da hoodie- say A'

“I love you”

“What the fuck i’m s’pposed to say?”

by Maureenmcdesk234 October 30, 2017

national kick boys in the pp day

kick a boys pp today cause men suck!

hey its national kick boys in the pp day! *kicks them in the pp*

by sierra ochia April 24, 2021

//..,,mmnnbbvvccxxzz'';;llkkjjhhggffddssaa\\]][[ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq==--00998877665544332211``

when boredem hits your skull and you decide to type every key on the keyboard right to left bottom to top twice.

me: I'm soooooo bored what should I do
my sister: Type this//..,,mmnnbbvvccxxzz'';;llkkjjhhggffddssaa\\ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq==--00998877665544332211``
me: okay //..,,mmnnbbvvccxxzz'';;llkkjjhhggffddssaa\\ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq==--00998877665544332211``

by B-O-R-E-D I-S F-U-N November 11, 2022

//..,,mmnnbbvvccxxzzaassddffgghhjjkkll;;''\\]][[ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq``11223344556677889900--==

When you get so bored that you typed characters twice backwards.

Person A: Hey there, Person B, what are you doing?
Person B: //..,,mmnnbbvvccxxzzaassddffgghhjjkkll;;''\\ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq``11223344556677889900--==
Person A: Ok...

by WhenCanIGetLunch59 February 6, 2025