Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

rock cock killer 9000

it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd

oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool

rayan: no i have not what is this product

by THE J!!! March 10, 2022

Cock

Cock

Hehe...cock

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Cock Amish

Siri's interpretation of cock smooch

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately

by Cock farm November 13, 2014

Cock

1) a male chicken
2)a males penis

example for 1) the cock of my county crows every morning
example for 2)John's cock is so small

by anoymouslol April 29, 2023

No Cock No Talk

To simply put it if you don’t have a cock don’t talk about the experiences and struggles of men in a negative manner

Omg men are so timid at they have no feeling - Suzy

Omg shut the fuck up Suzy No Cock No Talk -Brian

by Her bestfriend who will always November 5, 2020

Cock

Long thing that is good

Cock

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 19, 2023