Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025
Get the Frozen Hot Dog Spillmug. I'm not going to use hot neptune in a sentence. Use your imagination for a scenario when this would be used.
by anonymous December 20, 2024
Get the Hot Neptunemug. by Bruce Vain December 7, 2023
Get the Hot Normmug. A sketchy move where toys opens the ridgey (the worker only door on a train) to run a muck and hang out the side of it, in a red hot scenario
Martin: Yoo did you see gurt pop that red hot ridgey
Mister Blister: Yeah he popped the fuck out of that shit
Mister Blister: Yeah he popped the fuck out of that shit
by fuckretard8 June 14, 2025
Get the Red hot ridgeymug. any beverage being held by hot girls, preferably served with a reusable straw because hot girls care about the environment
Person 1: “She’s definitely just drinking water “
Person 2: “Nah, in her hands that’s hot girl juice”
Person 2: “Nah, in her hands that’s hot girl juice”
by avocadofarmer4lyfe January 8, 2022
Get the hot girl juicemug. by BoboRitch June 12, 2018
Get the Oregon Hot Tubmug. The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it a little too much
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
Get the The virgin Hot dogmug.