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Bowling Balled

The act of picking up a woman by inserting two fingers into her vagina and your thumb in her anus and lifting her with said hand and carrying her like a bowling ball.
"Oh man, last night Jenny passed out, so I bowling balled her back to bed."
by Creaturecat March 7, 2016
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ball scrubber

Used instead of “mouth” or “yap” for a talkative wife or gf
“Bitch shut your ball scrubber

“Not another word out of your ball scrubber
by Richardcranium February 29, 2024
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slu ball

A slut who thirsts for nut.
Bitch is a slu ball, she's easy to fuck.
by HeatedNRT March 11, 2023
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ball dragging

Ball dragging is another name for sponging or boogie boarding. It refers to how the balls of one who sponges drag in the water as they ride a wave.
"Hey, that ball dragging kook is tearing it up"
by KC McFlannery October 27, 2007
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balls dementia

the act of stating something and promptly forgetting you had stated it mere moments before.
This can happen with any word or sentence, but is most commonly seen in sentences where the person stating something happens to use the word 'balls.'
Kyle: "balls."
Rain: "why'd you say balls"
Kyle: "i don't remember saying that"
Rain: "it was two minutes ago"

Kyle: "I think I got balls dementia"
by AdurnaFeon October 15, 2022
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Ball Browner

A series of farts that one at a time leave a brown film on a mans ball sack. He then proceeds to just take a wrince off shower for several days while unsuspectingly his farts coat the back side of his balls with something brown. After several days he smells like shit to everyone around. As he wipes the best he can he wonders why he has so many skid marks. Finally after several weeks he uses soap and the skid marks stop forming and the smell of shit goes away.
That guy has been victimized by the Ball Browner. It's obvious because he fats constantly.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023
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