Your Llama 

an amusing substute for your mom

X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!

Your Llama by Anna Kathleen December 24, 2005

your grandpa 

the next version of your face comments; commonly followed by the words "last night".

1: sprry, i was too busy last night
2: your mom was too busy last night
1: i was too busy with your grandpa last night

1: i was exhausted
2: your grandpa was exhausted last night

your grandpa by Jillay December 7, 2006

your mom 

A phrase used when you don't know or want to answer a question, to be a complete asshole, to try to be funny when you're really not, or just feel like using it. Sometimes people in the background add the "OHHHHH" sound effect as well, depending on the situation.

Example 1
Dude: "Yeah so what's the homework tonight?"
Dude 1: "Your mom, bitch"

your mom by Viagra Bread May 23, 2008

your welcs

the short form of saying your welcome

Brodie: nice crowsnest you got there.
Hot Carl: Thank you.
Brodie: your welcs

your welcs by lewis o February 20, 2009

your mum 

Something you can say:

1. Just for the plain the hell of it
2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering
3. To answer questions you don't want to answer

Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah.

Example 1
*awkward silence*
Me: Your mum.

Example 2
Marie: What's the answer for question 14?
Me: Your mum.

Example 3
Marie: Who do you have a crush on?
Me: Your mum.

your mum by Your mum. :D February 28, 2009

your boyfriend up?

A way of asking a girl if she is in a relationship with a man or if she is single

Aye girl, your boyfriend up?

your boyfriend up? by skeezerweirdo December 20, 2010

Your mom Is fat 

It's a derivative of the "Your mom" insult. The function varies slightly from the original insult as it specifies the condition the so-called "mom" is in.

Rob: Your mom Is fat.
8yo kid: *cross*

Your mom Is fat by anonymous November 12, 2020