petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010

Off The Wall

When you put weed in a hookah with a little tobacco then smoke a couple blunts at the same time.

Bra we got hella off the wall last nite!

by tfybassociate February 26, 2011

Dog Walling

When you throw your child's dog at a wall at such a high velocity that it leaves a shit stain on the wall you threw it at. A fun activity for friends and family.

Hey cousin, want to go dog walling with me this weekend?

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

Balls to the walls

Giving it your all, no matter the cost. Usually involves physical activity resulting in extreme exursion.

"I'm going balls to the walls for my next biking trip. It's uphill, both ways. Balls to the walls!!!"

by Ms. Nun January 27, 2016

Wall walker

Someone new to an organisation who is so rubbish they would walk into a wall an still keep trying to go forward.

Man these wall walkers are doing my swede in. Look at that one there, couldn't open a door if he tried.

by Krusty71 May 16, 2017

rooster wall

A more PC term for "cock-block"

Yeah, last night at the dinner party Maxwell was being a complete rooster wall.

by Deacon of the Desert Drive-By December 31, 2007

Brick Wall

A technique to get out of a conversation with someone you don't really want to talk to.

One word reply to everything the other person says.

Annoying person: Hey, how are you? x

You: good (never say how about you)

Annoying Person: what you doing?

You: nothing

Boom! thats the brick wall!

Use it wisely, being brickwalled yourself sucks....

by rainbowdash35 January 23, 2019