smart waffle 

someone who's extremely smart and shows it with extremely high grades in school.

the fruit thought he was the smart waffle, yet when slugger came into the room he knew he was definately wrong.

smart waffle by sluggermon May 5, 2006

Musky Waffle 

When A person Shit's into a waffle iron and eats the creation off their partners titties!

I know she truly loved me when she asked for the Musky Waffle.

Instead of breakfast this morning I decided to ask my girl if she was down for the Musky Waffle.

Musky Waffle by Muskey Wafflezzz November 13, 2009

wonder waffle 

VERB: whenever you are doing something and you get extremely lucky. NOUN: Can also mean that something you recently attained is epic , beast , awesome or etc. relates to a gun in nazi zombies.

Example 1

Person 1: Wow i get a A+ on my test and i guessed through the entire thing!
Person 2: wow you got a wonder waffle

Example 2

Person 1: dude check out my new skateboard!
Person 2: well thats a wonder waffle.

epic awesome cool the bomb tight

wonder waffle by hamsterman123 January 10, 2011

Mexican Waffle 

The act of shitting in someone's hide-a-bed and folding it back up.

"That nigga shit in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! What a bag of douche!"

Mexican Waffle by That'sWhatSheSaid101 June 3, 2014

Belleville Waffle 

Local term used for the occurrence of hatch marks that are placed on a person's bottom after a night of heavy drinking and chasing UFO's.

Anders gave Josh a Belleville Waffle right after he passed out. Booyah!

Belleville Waffle by Geoblack July 9, 2009

floppy waffle

A very saggy, dimpled leg wearing fishnet tights.

Look at the floppy waffles on that street walker! She should wear Spanx or somethin'.

floppy waffle by Cassandrily January 30, 2014

Pop-Waffle 

The politically correctum term for trifflin bitch-cunt.

Becca didn't like the word "chicks," so I called her a Pop-Waffle.

Pop-Waffle by Poopy rat August 21, 2014