Feedin the unicorn

light weighted girls planning on drinking hard alcohol and getting drunk.

girls that drink little and get drunk quickly on hard alcohol.

Did you see Linda at the party?!" "Yea she was fucking feedin the unicorn.

by colossalblonde November 4, 2010

Unicorn poop

Unicorn poop
When you're stabbed in the head and your brain starts spewing blood💀‼

Alex was stabbed so bad, on the head last night!!! You should've seen the large amount of unicorn poop that spewed out of his head.

by Jestar July 12, 2019

Double Unicorn

(females) The act of packin' a phat double horseshoe whilst sucking a long dong shlong.

"Man, I finally got my girl to give a double unicorn last night"

by Yeeznutt May 15, 2017

Mr. Unicorn

Noun - A penis.

Refers to the male genitalia.

I'd like to pet Mr. Unicorn.

by Bob monkey September 17, 2013

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 7, 2015

The Invisible Pink Unicorn

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, which takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink... imagine that.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is commonly used to highlight the perceived fallacious or arbitrary nature of supernatural beliefs by, for example, replacing the word "god" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn".

by myana___ February 13, 2008

Rainbow Unicorn Promenade

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.

I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!

by October VanDouchlehemier July 25, 2010