Twazzock

Someone who combines the worst qualities of a Twat and a Wanker, with elements of moronic behaviour and idiocy. The sort of person your grandmother would tut at.

Often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.

Father: I think one of my employees has stolen the office printer
Daughter: He sounds like a proper Twazzock

by LK772 March 14, 2014

Twant

When one is a cunt and a twat.

She's such a twant.

by aa779669 March 21, 2015

Twarking

When a nigga is off some dumb shit or is acting in a unintelligent manor. Also if something is not working correctly the word can be used

Yo your internet was twarking last night! Shit is horrible.

by Bluhadu June 20, 2019

twatty moe

A crewmate in Among Us who votes a player out for saying 'Card Reader' rather than 'Card Swipe'

Blue voted me out cause I said Card Reader, what a twatty moe

by Ronan1021 October 21, 2020

Twatty Baboon

A twatty baboon is the highest and rarest type of mental retardation yet discovered on earth. The only case detected has been discovered in the United States of America, in the city of Tacoma, Washington.

I don't think I have ever seen such a high level of retardation... Robert here is a special case, he is a twatty baboon.

by Belgian Wizard of pure blood December 11, 2022

Team Twat

Nasty Sluts.

"hey theres goes team twat now flappin' in the wind, Loooooosey Goooooosey"

"fuuuuckin Dirrrrrrt" < thats what team twat is >

by Stanfield April 19, 2009

bubbletea twat

I childish yet adult woman who orders bubbletea for lack of real discriminating taste upon visiting a tea shop.

"Look at that bubbletea twat with her affectedly earthy beaded necklaces, she's used the terms apropos, vis-a-vis, and nonsequitur in the last two sentences; though it's the preference for bubbletea over gyokoro that truly gives her ignorance away."

by Seleukos April 27, 2010