Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020

Tube stroker

Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.

Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.

0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”

0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”

by Steeeel pain March 8, 2020

Tubing

The act of moving down a river or stream in a raft-like device/vehicle.

It is very enjoyable, relaxing, and fun until you fall out of the raft, lose all belongings, including the raft, scrap, and bruise yourself along the rocks while being hit by other tubers, causing you drown.

"I went to Helen for vacation and went tubing, I almost died but it was very fun."

by Septic38rp July 13, 2020

Steak de la tube

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020

Fish In a Tube

Fish in a tube is a meme that expresses the mind of an 8th grader.

FISH IN A TUBE!!!! Lol

by salpaka September 21, 2020

Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

Da tube

What old people tryna be cool call youtube

What's up ya wicked cool kids
Y'all wanna hit the skate park
We can do totally radical tricks with my brand new stake board
Someone record me doing a sick trick and then we can post it on da tube

We gotta reach internet fame dudes
Who's with me?

by Soaked Cheese October 5, 2020