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Tubefucker

Tubefucker is an individual to be met in almost every discussion on Youtube. It usually seems to be a poor, impotent,completely illiterate, dick-sucking patriosexual (of any nationality) without even the slightest trace of life and should be treated as such. Because of the facts mentioned, he/she loves to waste months and months sitting in front of his/her computer, typing moronic comments about other peoples' countries, their foreign policies, religion, general beliefs, colour of skin or anything at all. These inferior creatures seem to be heavily turned on by anything, that's not explicitly licking ass of their own country, race, belief, religion, sexual orientation et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum. In coping with such individuals, pay extreme caution, for tubefuckers appear to be the vast majority of Youtube users, because their comments are usually heavily thumb-upped or thumb-downed (in order of hundreds of votes). Another reason for being cautious when running into a tubefucker is their nature itself. Inferiority complex in these persons is extremely strong, so almost anything you can possibly say out loud will enrage them to the highest degree.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.
Tubefucker: "yoo.... Go China..... shit up that US ass..... for god sake US must be eliminated.... US govenrment love peace??? eat my ass..... create more hi tech weapons and make US fear more China.... "
by Philip J. Fry June 15, 2008
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tuberculousis freak show

When someone with TB fucks a leper and they have children who could be admitted to a freak show.
"Sally had a tuberculousis freak show!"
by RYANS FAT ASS by SA February 13, 2009
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Boob tube

Porn on T.V. Like playboy or penthouse.
Jim was watching the good old boob tube again tonight's special playmates on playboy.
by Firewave November 10, 2004
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Tube

Similar to saying something is tubular. Tube is a shortform of the latter. Means what you are talking about is very unique, special, exciting, or good.
For example, one could use "Tube" in place of cool in almost any given situation:

"That new gyroball that Chris got is pretty 'Tube' eh Matt?"

Tube cannot replace cool in the following situation:

"The temperature of the air is cool" - meaning chilly or cold
by BJLOVE{bob} March 10, 2004
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tube shot

A homosexual act in which one man takes an alcohol tube shooter and inserts it in another homosexuals anus and then proceeds to take the shot from the other mans gaping asshole. Apple martini shots are the most used.
"Damnnnnnnn man that party was awsome!!! I took so many tube shots i cant even remember how many dicks I sucked and sat on!!!
by gayinwesthollywood January 4, 2009
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anal duch tube

the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out
sluts that take it up the ass would know about an anal duch tube.
by Jessica Souza November 9, 2006
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tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.
Archie is a damn tube sock!
by Jay$18 December 13, 2008
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