trail fix

the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers

BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"

OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."

by euphemismo July 6, 2011

tradition intruder

A certain individual that interrupts or somehow alters a loved and permanent tradition by unexpectedly showing up and trying to forcibly incorporate themselves into it.

Julia showed up at the last minute at my family's Christmas dinner and brought haggis. Major tradition intruder!

by swaggqueenthugface November 18, 2011

tractor girl

Tractor girl/s

1-Another name for a heavy set woman. Aka fat chick

2-Used in a conversation to discribe a larger woman in her presence so not to offend her.

Damn did you see those 2 tractor girls that Trevor took home last night!!

by medicneballer June 23, 2017

Tractor Dick

A penis with immensely and unusually wide balls, but a rather thin and skinny short shaft

Sue, I don’t have a tractor dick stop saying it. My penis is completely normal.

by CashInTheClutch January 30, 2019

taitayna

A unbelievably annoying person but funny and fun to be around unless .......... the situation is very important then they’ll try to joke around so tell em put a sock in it

Her comes Taitayna!!! GRAB YOUR SOCKS!!!!!!!

by Sleepingsideline June 3, 2020

Tractoe

A condition that one friend has

Abbie: “Where’s your tractoe located Rikita”
Rikita: “A lady never reveals...”

by NotRikita January 30, 2021

Taitum

Taitum is a semi cool girl and she is really into video games. She is completely dog shit at every game she plays and she finds fart jokes funny. That's all

Hey looks it's taitum she's a fucking loser

by Yomomma837263 November 23, 2021