Tom's Diner

That song by Suzanne Vega (later remixed by DNA) that goes "Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do". Inspired by a real life restaurant called "Tom's Restaurant", which can be seen in many episodes of "Seinfeld".

"You know, I'm just chilling at Tom's Diner, smoking cigs and reading Garfield. Oh look, William Holden is dead"

"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee."

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021

tom bumpkin

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

by notlauren October 11, 2020

Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

by BigBJ March 3, 2008

Bilaal Toms

The very nice guy in your school. Very handsome and smart. Also a very loyal friend

Bilaal Toms is very cool and sexy.

by psidened May 6, 2018

to Tom Scott

verb;

to choke on vapour from a vape or e-cigarette.

I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.

Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.

by tom scott definer dude September 5, 2023

Tom Weaver

Also known as sucky sucky Tom Weaver will use his fatness to threaten other

Person 1 -Hey who’s that bloke who trying to impress you always

Person 2- oh yeh Tom Weaver

by African prince for Nigeria September 3, 2019