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Wild

Adjective describing a lot of a verb. If someone hasn’t showered in a week, they are WILD stinky. If someone is afraid of the dark, they are wild pussy.
That car almost hit me, he must be WILD drunk!
by DreRoc September 12, 2022
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The Busy Wild

Riding reverse cowgirl while licking his balls.

Or an off-road trail in Elbe Hills, WA.
I was doing the busy wild and he shivered!
by Tricks911 November 23, 2024
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Obi-Wild

Aight, let me introduce ya to this guy, Obi-Wild! Hold up, don't let that name trick you into thinking he's a rebel or something. This dude is calmer than a granny knitting on a slow Sunday. Man, Obi-Tame would be more like it, real talk.

Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.

When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?

But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?

And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.

Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
by Jxmmy667 July 18, 2023
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Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.
Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
by The Cap N' April 9, 2021
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Wild Ones

The inhabitants of "Julisa's Jungle." They are usually of the mammal kingdom. Most are of the ape variety, and they love swinging from the very bushy trees.
Wow they should be in the jungle, cause they are WILD ONES
by Buster Moon January 14, 2022
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wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose
considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve
by Sexydimma February 21, 2015
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Going buck wild, vigorously

Prolonged masturbation, particularly of the male sexual organ until the skin is beaten off, producing painful rashes.
by Speckt March 3, 2022
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