river/mommy is tall
by spencer404 July 10, 2021
A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.
by 12u4y9489289498u January 05, 2017
When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 25, 2025
pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool
by joe234567 December 31, 2023
by Die in a river September 08, 2021
by Die in a river September 08, 2021