Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 9, 2022

Tangy Taint

Someone that refuses or just doesn’t have the “time” to wash there taint efficiently leaving a dis-pleasurable odor for the rest of humanity. Also could be from said person not cleaning up after acts of passion or work. Could also be from former food products that get stuck to an ass hair… also see “dingleberry” for reference and definition. Also can be linked to “Trench Taint”which happens more so in the lower half of the states during the warm weather

Oh that person has some Tangy Taint, it almost made me gag

by Toast and Butter January 11, 2022

Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids

Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint

by Sneebles May 20, 2022

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.

Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit

by Peter Sloterdijk June 2, 2022

Finger taint

The area between your fingers. (interdigital folds or plica interdigitalis) Term coined by Erin Moore.

The ring irritated my finger taint.

by JohnySpade December 7, 2021

Taint Paint

Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into

I gave that girl the taint paint

by Wu-Tang Dan January 29, 2022