when someone has such a small penis its funny
eg: your walking with some of the boys and one of your pants falls off and you have a lil resin with 2 bbs down there and your chums all start the chicle at your lil jimmy down there
eg: your walking with some of the boys and one of your pants falls off and you have a lil resin with 2 bbs down there and your chums all start the chicle at your lil jimmy down there
by waserdtfxcv6nh7bu8jyi.9op; March 09, 2024
Females have the biggest penis out of all genders. Males tend to only have 4-8 inches on average but women have around 13-18 inches.
female pp
by B1gP3n1sW0m4n May 31, 2022
by Urmomsmistress November 22, 2021
When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
by Laglog December 01, 2024
by Xbox: ixcee October 20, 2018
by YesIplayGames December 23, 2019
Slang for “Papa John’s Pizza”
by Fuckherinthepussy November 01, 2023