A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
Get the Reddit Copmug. A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.
"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."
by Will700 December 21, 2023
Get the Female Copmug. by cruelkame September 10, 2022
Get the Coppingmug. Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
Get the Front Cop, Back Copmug. Jack-some cops beat me up yesterday when I tried to hang out with Jenny.
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
by Titus rutto October 8, 2019
Get the Copmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstoremug. Yeah, speaking of that, stop sending them to my job immediately after I say something about your kids deserving to get raped and murdered. It's never going to stop and you deserve it every time. You're not intimidating anybody. And rape has gone up by 1% since last year so get the fuck out of my sight.
Hym "Ain't it weird that the cops always show up the day after I say some shit like this thing I said right here? ☝️ I can't say it enough! And it's isn't harassing school shootings victims. You're using the word 'harassing' to tie the think you want me to do with a thing I said about you're doing to me. You want my advice for school shooting victim parents? Go around. Ask what their day to day experience with THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM was like... And if it's anything like what I described... The get used to having your kids raped and murdered. You deserve it... You fucking filth."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
Get the Copsmug.