A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
by Sharky mcfly March 16, 2016
Get the Hot toupeemug. When a guy is hot but there is nothing special about his hotness, in other words, you recognize that he’s hot but you’re not attracted to him
by Jalerath September 7, 2018
Get the Basic hotmug. Giving your boss at Pita Pit a hand job because he let you play beer pong and smoke weed during your shift.
Damn! Had to give Kevin a hot julia last night - but we got to play strip Jenga in between to go orders. He makes a weird face when he cuuuuums.
by mattbot9000 October 17, 2013
Get the Hot Juliamug. Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015
Get the Hot jerkmug. If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
by resolS December 15, 2009
Get the Hot to Not Ratiomug. The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.
Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.
by KylieNykol October 3, 2020
Get the Hot Spittingmug. by Circasurviveguy1 August 23, 2011
Get the Hot Aniemug.