Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012

Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.

"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"

by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013

Blurt-tard

Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.

Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.

by JJRK21 May 16, 2013

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.

YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.

by RealYOU December 4, 2013

Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

Dab-tarded

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.

Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!

by PhadeNot January 16, 2016