Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.

Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”

by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023

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The Sun

An entity of unquantifiable proportions, this being wrought of flame is a deity in many an ancient culture.

Prolonged exposure to this being causes your skin to burn, and staring at it can cause it to scorch an afterimage of itself, or blindness under extended instances.
It is difficult to avoid The Sun, as it's radioactive nature spreads across millions of kilometres of land.

Mortal 1: "Hey, you know Jarekphreay?"
Mortal 2: "Yeah, that dude's awesome!"
Mortal 1: "Well... he got consumed by The Sun."
Mortal 2: "Damn, I liked that guy."

by GlitchZone May 24, 2023

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dylan sun

Dylan sun is an amazing guy, he's always quiet though. But we all know in the deepest part of our heart that he's the most alpha male on the whole fucking planet. One time while he was taking his prostate cancer check, he took off his pants and show his big fat juicy cock that has a magical power to bring all the girls, even the doctor.

Ryan: Dude Dylan sun is so hot today
Kevin: I might go ask him out and suck his fat cock

by Concordia kids November 3, 2020

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