Smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what I'm saying

So that's the plan for today, smell what I'm stepping in?

by CorvetteChris March 31, 2016

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

A spiritual guide through the twists and turns of the anal cavity, the path of the anus is a most treacherous one and without proper spiritual guidence one can get lost deep within the void known as the anus.

I now better understand how to thrust my wiener into the anus in a more spiritual fashion.

by Anus Guru October 24, 2004

Take A Step Back

A phrase commonly used when a extremely annoying person starts showing symptoms of being a fuck head.

Guy that nobody likes: Hey guys!
Group: ...Hey...
Guy that nobody likes: I was thinking we could go paintballing!
Normal Guy: Hey. Take a Step Back

by JM Defines It November 01, 2009

step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.

1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"

by T.C. "The Chad" November 11, 2007

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.

" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!

by mavros April 12, 2006

step your pussy up

it means, " to anyone who has a pussy, keep your pussy exclusive"

yo, tina!!! step your pussy up!!!, i dont wanna see u get pregnant every 10 months!

by sezii April 07, 2010

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 26, 2006