floppy sock

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.

Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.

by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 5, 2004

silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.

“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”

by Silky Reg September 20, 2020

Sock dick

A man with an uncircumcised penis

Omg did you see his sock dick!

by DJ904 April 4, 2019

Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

Dinky Sock

Sock that keeps your dink warm during the winter or night.
Comes in polyester, wool, and even rubber.

My dink's cold so I'm going to wear my Dinky Sock.

by SexyIsCool February 21, 2011

optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."

i totally optimus socked russell last night.

by thedragondoes August 14, 2007

sock pics

sock pics needs to be weared and the person has to send 6 sock pics with different socks on

send me sock pics

by Alwyxz June 12, 2021