The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
Get the Secret spunkmug. A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:
-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.
- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.
- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!
Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!
Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!
Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
by - al the pickle May 29, 2014
Get the secret ratchetmug. A chomik from the Roblox game "Find The Chomiks" That will drive you fucking insane because of its absolutely jaw-dropping absurdly hard obbies,victors of this chomik have trauma and PTSD.
Poopyhead_123:Ugh I fucking HATE UBER SECRET CHOMIK I wanna piss over its corpse when I kill it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
by RandomChomikLover May 27, 2025
Get the Uber Secret Chomikmug. the flyest motha fucka out there, a true ladies man, aka LOCK UPS all day, aint no body fuckin with this nigga
by King Mamba March 3, 2011
Get the secret mambamug. by SecretPasta June 3, 2015
Get the Secret Pastamug. Placing a friend on "hide" in your facebook news feed. In essence not being able to read every little thing happening within their personal bubble.
Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.
Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.
Jim: Hey, Joe...did you read what that moron Dave posted as his Facebook status last night? Simply the dumbest thing I have ever read.
Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.
Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.
by Crimson X December 5, 2010
Get the secret deletemug. by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023
Get the secret spaghetti saucemug.