Amish Roundhouse

A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.

Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."

Eli: "What for sex move?"

Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."

Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."

Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."

by gavalan May 31, 2019

On route

Getting the drugs ..illegal money

Mom:Dj where are you?
Dj:I’m on route !

by I’m on route June 29, 2019

Slatna roulette

"Slatna roulette" is a is a involuntarily lethal game of chance in which a player enters city of Rogaška Slatina and has a risk of getting his ass beat.

Or not.

You never know.

Or do you?

John: "Stan, how was you vacation in Rogaška?"

Stan: "Great. Although I was constantly nervous since I came into the city."

John: "How come?"

Stan: "I don't know. Somehow I had a feeling that everyone wants to kick my ass, although they were smiling to me a lot."

John: "Oh. Tourist agency didn't inform you, right?"

Stan: "Inform me what?"

John: "I believe you got away nicely. You participated in a game of Slatna roulette."

by Elč September 18, 2019

polite roulette

To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.

I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.

by PaytonSwin October 22, 2019

Native rounder

American Spirits. Organic hard hitting darts for hipsters.

Fuck bro, I'm only 20. Could you buy me a pack of turquoise native rounders?

by Hugh G Reckshin February 24, 2020

play round girl

A girl in Jamaica who likes the Dick aka Playa!

That D, she’s a play round girl.

by JJCB81 March 9, 2020

Dad Roulette

Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.

"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.

by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020