Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
Get the River Valianmug. by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025
Get the Red River Rivalrymug. by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021
Get the River momentmug. 
The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
by OGRiverBro June 28, 2018
Get the River Bromug. A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living
by Chsvdbs March 14, 2019
Get the Twin river public schoolsmug. originated from a person that likes to watch alot of porn and masterbate.as it accumulate, it turn from puddle to lake and then river.
by marcus111222 August 2, 2018
Get the cummy rivermug.