The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it

Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

river

def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.

def 1&3: that river is pretty.

def 2: river stop being so negative.

by khroma December 1, 2021

RIP river effect

When your up river with no river

You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.

by RIP river October 24, 2020

River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.

That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"

by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021

river ribs

Ratchet as fuck

Person one: "Have you seen that red-headed guy?"
Person two: "yeah, he's probably ratchet cause his nickname is River ribs"

by .:RiverIsFAKE:. June 18, 2014

River

legit the best person ever, can and will take a joke too far but very lovable so you can't get mad for it. the funniest person ever and will probably be single for life but she'll have so many friends to make up for it.

"Oh, there's River! She's so cool!"

by ricketrocket October 25, 2022

Noah river r

He’s sweet, very funny and cute ngl. He has a good personality. Though he acts like he is 8 years old. Talks like a 2 year old sometimes like a 30 year old because his voice is deep. And has the face of a 18 year old and has the mind of a 16 year old. To say it short he doesn’t act his age. But I still love him- A

Noah river r is a very good person

by -Mort February 7, 2021