Skip to main content

fell in the river

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
by chachawatcher July 5, 2009
mugGet the fell in the river mug.

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.
"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
by Adybug April 1, 2010
mugGet the River Dance mug.

cahaba river rats

Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.
person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?

person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats

Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
by lucas1399 April 24, 2011
mugGet the cahaba river rats mug.

River Rhett

the name you are given when you consistently win hands of Texas Hold 'em on the river card. This can also be used as a verb, i.e. River Rhetted.
That dang River Rhett, he gets so lucky!

You got River Rhetted!
by johnqnixon September 28, 2010
mugGet the River Rhett mug.

floatin red river

by ruck'es September 2, 2010
mugGet the floatin red river mug.

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav June 15, 2011
mugGet the River rapids in my pants mug.

River-bend

Drinking by the river until it bends.....
yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend
by Enron_89 November 4, 2010
mugGet the River-bend mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email