punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words

I am the mother of a puking baby

by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017

punintentional

Using something or someone's name directly as a pun

Eva: Can I have a Hawaiian Punch, please?
Stephen: NO, You will remain thirsty forEVA
Eva: Why must you be so punintentional? You're not funny, you know.

Stephen: But I am punny!

by HowlPendragon July 24, 2017

pugino

Your best frend for life! Pugino can be a amazing musician ando get is very lovable in many ways. Ifor you was ton be with a pugino you would have hit the jackpot!

Pugino is so ......

by Adam padding December 8, 2017

Poutine Fingering

A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia

Yo I gave myself a poutine fingering last night

by 6Ferdabois9 June 10, 2018

Putang slayer

One that can mine a lot of diamonds and very good at Minecraft also may get a lot of materials.

I am a putang slayer in Minecraft.

by Josh baby October 31, 2018

pustinicky

Pustinicky can be used in the same context as "bitch" or "motherfucker" or as a general word for everything shit.

"What the fuck, Aubrey! It's just a bit of spagna, don't be such a pustinicky."

"That exam was fucking pustinicky!"

by callmepustinicky November 5, 2018