Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

Lonely potato by Ok gurl January 22, 2018

Sweet Potato Girl

‘cause when you have thanksgiving dinner, what’s on the side?

Are you and Cherrie serious? Nah man she’s my sweet potato girl.

Sweet Potato Girl by subtletee November 28, 2018

Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

Dancing Potato by TurtleNugget911 November 26, 2019

mashed potatoes and gravy 

It's a frickin side dish u sickos

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

mashed potatoes and gravy by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020

Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

Potato Masher by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

nato potato 

a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees

He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.

nato potato by herdi March 26, 2008

Potato Sacker 

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.

damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!

Potato Sacker by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009