The Shetland Pony 

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

The Shetland Pony by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

riding a pony 

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

riding a pony by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

One Dick Pony 

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

One Dick Pony by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

the wine pony 

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

the wine pony by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017

Tony the pony 

A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).

Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.

Tony the pony by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018

Grocery Store Pony 

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

Grocery Store Pony by davvvo March 4, 2019

One track pony 

A person who can only focus on one thing.

“That guy over there can only play the drums he’s a one track pony.”

One track pony by Westworld July 14, 2019