Super Intense Minecraft Player 

This meme was created by a user on YouTube turning the word "Simp" into an acronym. The meme has been paired with a type of Minecraft MLG (mostly water bucket / hay bale) or Bedwars clutch / trick while playing the instrumental version of the song "Mask Off" by Future.

"I'm a simp, a Super Intense Minecraft Player! *fireball clutches*"

Super Intense Minecraft Player by siktireli May 16, 2022

Soccer player 

A new derrogitory term equivilent to the f-bomb

He is such a soccer player

Soccer player by Goaliekid12 October 7, 2010

flute player

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you are thuch a wonderful flute player!

flute player by sbo October 13, 2013

football player 

obviously the hottest type of athlete

"damn! is he a football player?"
"obviously, i mean look how hot he is!"

football player by fullsendworss January 2, 2019

The record player 

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!

Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.

The record player by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

flash player 

a leeser flash cartoons/games site to www.newgrounds.com

flashplayer.com updates 2 things every 2 weeks yet newgrounds is updated every 2 DAYS....plus newgrounds has something then 2 weeks later flashplayer get the samething

jesse: go to flashplayer.com
matt: no fag taht place sux
jesse:theres nowhere else to go
matt : watch this (goes to newgrounds)

flash player by matthew alexander 3rd November 15, 2004

cool player

not really caring, changing subject out of disregard. When your not impressed with someone telling you somehting but you got to say something anyway.

Ex.1
Guy1-'dood I just got this sweet CD!!' Guy2- 'cool player'

Ex.2
Guy1-'hey, i fucked your sister last nite'
Guy2-'cool player'

cool player by Vinny_Luv May 6, 2005