Dirty Dungeon Pirate 

The dirtiest sex act known to man. It is an orgy in which all participants (wearing bondage gear) cum shot into each others eye's until one eye is fully blind on each participant (If it only involves a man and a women the man must sperm in his own eye) they then proceed to scat on each other till fully bathed in faeces.

Dave: Just going Fishing in Whitby.
Adam: I'm cuming ;)
Johnny: Me too.
Alex: Oh no looks like they're going for a Dirty Dungeon Pirate again.
Pete: Yeah they are.

Dirty Dungeon Pirate by Nex Solo June 6, 2011

bum pirate 

A bum pirate is one (usually a male) who frequents night clubs and other social hotspots and then, after drugging their victim with rohipnol, proceed to sodomise them; hence, they are "pirating" people's "bums".
It may also refer to anyone preferring to anally rape their victims.

Jeffrey dahmer was a bum pirate of note.
Bum pirates usually go to jail if caught, where they in turn have their bums pirated.

bum pirate by Matija Lazic May 30, 2006

Nut Pirate 

Slang name for squirrel.

look there is a nut pirate over there.

Nut Pirate by LiamHevo October 4, 2007

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.

Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!

poo pirate by I got no pants April 20, 2003

the pirate 

when you blow a load in a chicks eye, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one eye open yelling aaarrrrrrgh!

that bitch is the pirate

the pirate by wopski March 18, 2008

anrgy pirate 

noun, verb- When a girl is on her knees sucking your dick, you pull out just before you blow and skeet in her eye. after that you kick her in the knee so she jumps around on one leg with her hand covering her eye like a pirate

becky needed glasses after the anrgy pirate i gave her last night

anrgy pirate by billy winkleton April 7, 2007

The Rusty Pirate

The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"

~ The End

After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!

The Rusty Pirate by D. ROB September 18, 2011