imbibery pirate

loud and jolly individual who is habitually inebriated

Jimmy is the imbibery pirate of the Sinister Grin Pub with his epic bar stories and his contagious loud laughter.

by Verbal Razor January 27, 2010

Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food

guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick

by W00fomatic November 9, 2009

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.

Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.

by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014

Skype Pirate

This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.

Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?

Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.

by juancho September 4, 2014

Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 11, 2015

Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck

What a f*cking suck pirate

by Mribpd September 17, 2015

wussy pirates

an interest on neopets. possibly connected to captain scarblade.

im interested in wussy pirates.

by mr wombats pants November 4, 2015