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personally adtacked

The uncomfortable feeling you get when you see an ad that you /know/ has been tailored for you based on your internet history and location.
*Sees an ad for a vegan male enhancement drug *

I feel so personally adtacked right now.
by bruhstrap December 14, 2017
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Person 50

never never NEVER USED
person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals
person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals
by therealpotato456 March 26, 2021
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Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.
"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."
by Eekmin February 13, 2014
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Personal Submersible

Janice's embarrassment found new heights when her friends burst into her apartment yelling "Happy Birthday!" only to find her alone spread eagle on the couch and right up to the finger-tips with her new personal submersible.
by ebettz May 10, 2014
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Person 12

The person that never existed and never will
Person 1: hey why are there like, only 6 people who exist?
Person 2: i dunno
Person 12: *doesnt exist*
by Microwaves7143 August 20, 2021
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Personal Freak

A person who 'willingly' behave like a slave to the other person their having sex with. These type of person most time have to pay the other sex partner for sexual pleasures and fantasties that he or she is obsessed with.
Grey is Anastasia's personal freak. He pays her just to sit on his face, and she likes it.
by Wayne Watts December 24, 2018
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