painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

Paint The Town

Go to all parties around the city. All night, all places.
Also a song by the girl group LOONA (Stan LOONA, ARTMS, Loossemble, Chuu and Yves guys!)

I'm going to Kaylee's party, then Jacob's, then Tylers. I'm going to paint the town!

by JoslvsLoona August 5, 2024

painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.

1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”

by dojacatswhore May 21, 2020

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Fresh Paint

1. The new coat of make-up a girl applies after runinging her first coat crying over some motherfucker she should of known was gonna cheat on her just from the fact she stole him from another girl (he cheated with her)

2. A brand new painting from an artist; they are either braging about there skill and rubbing it in, or they're trying to sell it for food money (they're not called starving artists for nothing)

1. Girl(on instigram): " Got dat fresh paint #freash paint #movingon #Icandobeter #he'sapeiceofshit #bitchbettercatchdeshands #whyme #plstakemeback

2. Artist: "I got some 'freash paint' if you're intrested"
Freind: "how about I pour you a bowl of cereal and you take that box of ramen noodles in the cupboard"
Artist: *threw tears* "thankyou"

by WHYMUSTYOUSTOPINEVERYDOORWAY August 18, 2017

Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self

Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.

by Dudely January 22, 2022