Midgie Pickle

A friendly description for having a tiny penis, possibly covered in bumps.

Sharon: I've had diarrheas more satisfying than Andy's tiny midgie pickle. (_)_)=D

by T. Toal January 19, 2014

swiss pickle

A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.

Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"

by pallywauly_EF April 24, 2014

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

krispy pickle

A man with a penis that is slightly deformed, and krispy. Sometimes that penis is very microscopic.

That man I slept with had a very krispy pickle.

by FaggotDefinitons69 April 22, 2017

Ice Pickle

Frozen pickles that can be used as icicles.

I enjoy Ice Pickles. They are a tasty treat!

Ice Pickles are fun to play with in the winter time! An icy delight!

by sngrgrl89 January 20, 2017

super pickle succ

When she gives you a blow job then tries to kiss you but you penis fell off in her mouth

Dont kiss me you cunt
Why
You gave me the super pickle succ
Ok...
MY COCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH WITH JIZZ
oh... ok...
Stupid bitch

by Clorox the Bleach November 9, 2017