We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
by Boofing it December 02, 2020
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
by HammerTitties November 10, 2015
by Truck Spellbinder May 20, 2014
A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009
"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."
"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."
"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."
by Fuqmin April 29, 2014
A person or a thing who is an old lump of an old womans disgusting boob which is highly offensive if used with other vulgar language. It also can refer to people that drive bmw's, mercedes benz, or other luxury vehicles whom are total douche bags and choad faces.
by seanpersian October 29, 2010
by CNF6666 January 04, 2016