Covid Paper

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!

Covid paper got my ass chapped!

by Nccj February 25, 2021

Light Covid

When you cough or sneeze during covid-19 pandemic and immediately think you must have covid but with very light symptoms. And you continue your life being almost sure you had it already but that it didn't brought you down.

- "cough cough"

- I think i have Light Covid..

by CactusClay July 28, 2020

Covid-shot

When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat

Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"

by Pa56srt123 November 17, 2021

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021

Covid Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 04, 2020

Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Covid Bob

Similar to a dadbob but it is only present because of the covid-19 pandemic which resulted in a shelter-in-place.

Person 1: Broh, I lowkey got a Covid Bob because of quarantine
Person: 2 Same! I need to hit the gym.

by Phantom_Beetz May 11, 2021