Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell.
Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.
Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.
If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.
If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.
Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.
If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.
If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Douchebag - Yo, I heard all you fat, ugly Italians live in Long Hill, you all are fat cops with fat children. Herp derp, swag yolo.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 22, 2015
A term used by those who live in the foothills of Colorado when referring to travelling into the city (i.e. Denver, Lakewood, etc.)
by little mister sunshine November 15, 2018
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
A bunch of rich families with kids who have absolutely no responsibilities. Literally the worst the valley has to offer because every wealthy parent has no idea what their kids are getting into. entitled kids and wealthy parents that are just far enough outside of LA to act boujee but act like it’s nothing special. if you’re poor or not entitled don’t even try to live here, you will stick out like a soar thumb
omg i was in agoura hills last weekend and saw the kardashians. it was hard to tell though because i saw a bunch of range rovers and rolls royces... it wasn’t like this 20 years ago
by Long_hard_road_out_of_hell March 04, 2021
The smallest and most boring town in the whole world. Despite being in Pennsylvania, everyone tries to be southern trash. Everyone is homophobic and racist. Someone drives around in a pickup truck with a Confederate flag. All the teens work at Redner's and the only 'cool' place to hang out is behind Turkey Hill. High schoolers go behind it to smoke weed because being high is the only way to not be miserable in this shitty town.
by Brohemian Rhapsody January 31, 2016
by spaghettieel August 15, 2019
A term used to describe the stereotype of rich people (typically white folks) who run make to their safe communities after doing obligations in less desirable (black dominated, urban) communities based on the cliche of the rich people having the nice homes on the hills while all the poor people are down below.
by uncle sam June 30, 2006