instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.

Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.

by cakenbake May 6, 2014

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clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

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when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

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Programming Block

A term referring to programming when you completely have no ideas of what to make, or how to continue. You actually know how to, but you just can't think how.

Sam: Ugh, I don't know what to make.......
Sam's Friend: Ah, so you have a Programming Block?
Sam: Yes.

by TheUrbanScripter April 7, 2015

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Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.

Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.

by Xenon32 March 1, 2010

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