by Michael Chan December 13, 2007
One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.
Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!
by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009
A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)
by HeckaBeats January 25, 2010
General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
by Eric August 15, 2003
An exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person's idiocy. Mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.
Primo - "I can't get the toilet to stop running and can't find the plug to unplug it."
Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"
Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"
by Billis Tedward September 12, 2011
a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining "jesus" & "fuck" you can pretty much piss of anyone
"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."
"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."
"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"
"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"
"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."
"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"
"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"
by zack love April 10, 2008
A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist
non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you
by alvinsanity May 22, 2006