Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.

“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”

by cowboy opts October 19, 2020

pink dave

Pink dave derives from a fit lad in kent near london who rode in motorcross and used to race in pink.

Pink dave is going across the finish line

by @__.eye__candy.__ on instagram March 30, 2017

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.

For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it

by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017

BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.

DR. GUCE is Big Dave

by I AM DR GUCE November 19, 2017

dave yelverton

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”

by Trolley911 November 29, 2017

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017