A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
Get the dildo davemug. A man of Indian origin who always seems to be high in any type of situation. He also likes turning on any gender but fails to do so.
by britt teen LOL June 1, 2016
Get the Dave Rajmug. by schillac attack November 12, 2022
Get the Dave Hogmug. a person who solely will make you laugh in his way, an easy-going and welcoming everyone to be his friend yet he is not an open book. with his bright personality, it’s really easy to love and cherish him.
“dave andrameda.”
by A, H. October 18, 2021
Get the Dave Andramedamug. an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the Dave's Killer Breadmug. 
A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012
Get the Thirty Shades of Davemug.