xan pants

when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging

guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up

guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more

by siptoomuch June 18, 2020

Poopy Pants

Pants you wear when you skin and eat young children.

“Lucas has his poopy pants on today, watch out.”

by Nuclear Fart 24 August 18, 2020

Pants-on Prostitute

A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.

Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute

by rfinch87 August 15, 2010

Jonah’s pants

Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)

Wow he got a Jonah’s pants

by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021

Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag

"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"

by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020

Pant locked

The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.

Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...

by balls104 May 17, 2018

Shibbing pants

The act of Shibbing your pants comes from the great Shib himself. Someone who Poo'd pant many times per day.

Oops, I did a Shib.

I have been shibbing pants all day, I am almost out of underwear.

by BigBrucey02012023 April 7, 2023