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block post

A block post is a complaint post about people who block. Apparently blocking with no rhyme nor reason. The ironic thing is the people who complain about being blocked are usually the worst blockers.
Kyree was at it again: no one was replying to his block post about his being unjustly blocked because he himself had blocked most of those he expected to respond! Not too bright, our Kyree.
by Chuck_Tom June 11, 2018
mugGet the block postmug.

clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.
Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!
by clockblocker April 18, 2010
mugGet the clock blockedmug.

deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo
I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.
by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013
mugGet the deuce-blockmug.

instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.
Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.
by cakenbake May 6, 2014
mugGet the instant blockmug.

Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.
Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.
by Xenon32 March 1, 2010
mugGet the Cock Blockmug.

c blocked

Dude, I was hitting on this chick and he c blocked me by showing off his Mercedes. Now she won't talk to me.
by Gavin So Complicated August 17, 2006
mugGet the c blockedmug.

Cock Block

Someone who messes with your sex game!
Someone who stops you from getting pussy on purpose!
Man, that dude is a cock block!
by Rick-Chizzle January 28, 2009
mugGet the Cock Blockmug.

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