The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.
"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008
Get the king noobmug. a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.
randomguy: last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 63
randomguy2: that was me who got pwned :(
randomguy2: that was me who got pwned :(
by rjmaster225 January 21, 2008
Get the noob trainmug. one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel
Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.
by ddude119 October 18, 2011
Get the apoca-noobmug. A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.
by bobdod December 8, 2014
Get the princess noobmug. by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018
Get the Christmas Noobmug. Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.
Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.
player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018
Get the credit noobmug. A grenade launcher or rocket launcher noobs use in cod. Also is a item in the best game ever created called roblox which shoots noobs at people
Noob:I has a grenade launcher
Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt
Noob: :(
Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt
Noob: :(
by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019
Get the Noob tubemug.